Student Law

Rays Emitting From Books Are Directly Proportional To Sleepness..!

 

(Students First Law Of Nalaiqness)

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Save My Life..!

PlzZz Pass This Sms To Save My Life,,

 

I Am "Mohsin"

Blood Group = "A+"

Urgently Needed = 2 Bottles Of

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COKE.....!

With Large PizZzAA...!

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Technology Impact...!

Technology Impact...

 

YEAR 2020,,

 

Father Angrily To His Son...

 

I have Told You Hundred Times,,

 

That u Were Really Born,

 

NOT     DOWNLOADED...!

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Girl To Sardaar :

Girl To Sardaar : How Many Apples Can You Eat With Empty Stomach??

 

Sardaar : 4 Apples

 

Girl : You Can Eat Only 1 Apple because When You Eat 2nd Apple, Your Stomach Is Not Empty..!

 

Sardaar : Wah Yaar Kamal Kar Diya, Main Apnay Doston Ko bhi Bataunga

 

Sardaar To His Friend : How Many Apples Can You Eat With Empty Stomach??

 

Friend : 6 apples

Sardaar : Ja yaar, Tu 4 Bolta Tou Itna Shughal Lagata...!

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Teacher 2 Student..!

Teacher 2 Student :

 

"Jo Cheiz Tumhay Tang Ya Pareshaan Karay Ussay Apnay Paas Na Bhataknay Do..!"

 

STUDENT : Chal Shabash, Sab Se Pehlay Tu Nikal...!

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