Women Have Mysterious Ability Of Communication,
They Listen Half, Understand Quarter, But Can Tell Double..!
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Why We Sometimes Write e.t.c in Exams??
Because..
IT MEANS..
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E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity
But Teachers Don't Understand Our Feelings..! :D
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Agar Kabhi Spider Man Rawalpindi AA Jaye Tou
Subha TV Channels Pe Sb Se Pehlay Kiya Khabar Ho Gi???
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Spider Man Raja Bazaar Ki Taaron Main Phans Kar Jaan-Ba-Haq...!!
:D :D
"Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ,
It Works For 24 Hours 365 Days Right From
The Time Of Birth BUT....!
Stops Only When We Enter,
EXAMINATON HALL...!
I Asked my Heart.....
"Why Can't I Sleep At Night??"
It Replied..
Because You Slept In Afternoon..
Think Positively. :)
Everybody Is Not In Love...!
:D :D
3 Chehray Insan Ko Kabhi Nahin Bhultaay,
Ik Mushkil Main Sath Dainay wala,
Dosra Mushkil Main Sath Chornay Wala,
Aur Teesra,
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"Misbah-ul-Haq"
:D
In Exam Hall,,
A girl Asked A Boy: "Mujhay Bus Is Answer ki Starting Bata Do Baaki Main Khud Likh Loongi"
Larkay Ne Dheyaan Se Idhr Udhar Dekha,,
Phir Bola,,
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"THE"
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Teacher : "Duniya Main Kitnay Barr-e-Azam Hain ??"
Student : 4
Teacher : "Konsay"?
Student :
1.Quaid-e-Azam
2.Sikandar-e-Azam
3.Mughal-e-Azam
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4.Meray Chacha "Haji Azam"
:D :D
Aaya Tha Imtehaan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Parchay Main Sab Ne Chehra Mera Bana Diya..!
1 Student Ne MBA Ka Form Fill Kartay Huay Chokidaar Se Pucha,,
"Janab Ye Kaisi Univeersity Hai"??
Chokidaar : "Bohot Achi Hai,, Maine Bhi Yahin Se MBA Kiya Hai..!"
:D