Teacher:Bacho wada kro- Funny sms

 

Teacher:Bacho wada kro kbi sharab,

 

 Cigaret nahi piyo gy

 

Bachy:Nahi Peyan gy

 

Teacher:Girls ka picha Nahi kro gy

 

Bachay : Nahi karengy

 

Teacher:Girls se friendshp nahi karogy

 

Bachy:nahi karengy

 

Teacher:or watan pe zindigi qurban karogy

 

Bachay:kr dengy aisi zindgi ka or krna b kea hai :p

'Colours'- Funny sms

Teacher: "What is the difference between orange and apple"

Sardar : "The colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple"

:D :D

Boys Are The Most Busy- Funny sms

Boys Are The Most Busy Generation,,

1 Hand On Steering, 1 Hand On Gear,

1 Leg On Clutch, 1 Leg On Accelerator,

1 Ear On Music, 1 Ear On Mobile,

1 Eye On Road, 1 Eye On Girls,

Nose On Breath, Mouth On Cigrette,

All Tentions At 1 Time,,

Phir Bhi Log Larkon Ko Farigh Kehtay Hain...!

A Man Dies,, In Heaven He Sees

 

A Man Dies,, In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks,

 

He Asks Angel :     "What Are These For???"

Angel Answers :      " These Are Lies Clocks, Every Person Has A Lie Clock..! Whenever You Lie On Earth Clock Moves."

 

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks :   " Whose Clock Is This???"

 

Angel Says :  "It's Muhammad Ali Jinnah's. It Never Moved, Showing That He Never Told Lie."

 

The Man Asks : "Where is President Zardari's Clock"???

 

Angel Replies : "Thats In our Office...! We USe It As A TABLE FAN" :D :D :D

Strange But True..

 

For Boys : It Is Easier to pick up a girl of weight of  50kg.

 

But

 

Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A "Bori Of Aata " Of Weight 10kg

 

STRANGE BUT TRUE....!   :D :D :)

Love VS Exams

 

LOVE : Lots Of Thoughts In Mind But No guts To Express :)

 

EXAMS : Dying To Express But No Thoughts In Mind.... :) :D :D

2 Sardar jungle Main..!

2 Sardar Jungle Main: Samnay Se Sher Aa Gaya,,

1 Ne Mitti Uthaai Aur Sher Ki Aankh Main Daal Kay Bhagnay Laga,,

2nd Wahin Kharra Raha,

 

1ST : "Bhaag B Jaa"

 

2nd : "Main Kyun Bhaagun,, Mitti Tu Ne Daali Hai Kay Maine.."

 

:D

Hamari Zindagi

Hamari Zindagi Ka Ye Pehlu Tou Dekho Faraz,,

Hum Ne Ussay Kaha " I Love You "

Wo Boli:

" Lala Zama English Na Raazi,,, Ma Pakhtoon Day "

:D

HBL

Aik Bewakuf Ko Khuaab Main Kisi Ne Qatal kar Diya,,

Subha Us Ne Apna HBL Account Band Karwa Diya,,

Kyun??

Kyun Kay HBL Aap kay Khuabon Ko Haqeeqat Main Badal Sakta Hai,,

JAHAN KHUAB WAHAN HBL

:D