Girl Asked A Boy..!

In Exam Hall,,

 

A girl Asked A Boy: "Mujhay Bus Is Answer ki Starting Bata Do Baaki Main Khud Likh Loongi"

Larkay Ne Dheyaan Se Idhr Udhar Dekha,,

Phir Bola,,

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"THE"

 

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Taxi Driver

I Was In A "Taxi" When The Taxi Driver Said:

 

"I Love This Job..! I Am The Boss of My Own And Nobody Tells me What To Do.. : )"

 

Then I Replied:

 

" TURN LEFT "...!

 

:D :D

Sub-continents

Teacher : "Duniya Main Kitnay Barr-e-Azam Hain ??"

 

Student : 4

 

Teacher : "Konsay"?

 

Student :

1.Quaid-e-Azam

2.Sikandar-e-Azam

3.Mughal-e-Azam

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4.Meray Chacha "Haji Azam"

 

:D :D